The last time I saw haikugirl
Was last night in the hallway of her apartment. I dropped in after the gym to say hello but I wasn’t allowed in to her apparently filthy apartment! I assured her that I would not judge her, as certainly not as harshly I was judging her for making me stay in the hall! But still she resisted.
I said to her, “But you are from the Midwest! I thought that you could just drop in on Midwesterners?”
“No,” she corrects me, “That’s tidy Midwesterners. I’m not one of those.”
